From our lawyers:
Please drink responsibly. Must be 21
Limes not included
Patrons under 21 will receive a case of Costco TP in lieu of the beer. Don’t laugh the TP is worth more
Not all cases of beer will actually contain 24 bottles. We caught Randy sneaking a few
Visit us at your own risk. We have no idea if we are contagious or not. That said, we are 100% certain we are WHACKED in the head
Promotion valid while supplies last, till Cinco de Mayo begins or until the world ends whichever comes first
You may be asked to share you beer with us. Please be kind.
But in all seriousness:
Please understand that while this promotion is valid (yes you will receive a free case of beer) the Coronis-19 virus is not to be taken lightly. This promotion, the words and phrases chosen and the context of this event should be viewed as satire or comedy. This is something to brighten your day. That’s all. We hope that everyone reading this or participating in the promotion can laugh, smile and relax a bit during this stressful time. Coronis-19 is a very serious virus that should not be taken lightly. Wash your hands often. If you feel ill stay home. Get plenty of rest and seek medical advice if necessary.